Listen, y’all know good and well that I haven’t paid you in a good long while.


And this month, since I had a little to give, and I blessed you with a 300.00 you got the nerve to send me 8 emails and call me three times before lunch?

Bitch, did I not just give you money?!?!?

Navient, imma need to chill. Imma need you to fall all the way back.

Take the money I gave you and you and that other old bitch Sallie Mae, go out and eat something nice and leave me the fuck alone.