Mom: why don’t we talk anymore? I feel like I don’t know anything about your life.

Me: ..... Honestly I feel like I can’t win with you. I do what you want you’re upset. I say what you want you’re upset. I do what I want you’re upset. I say what I want you’re upset.

Mom: what is wrong with you? I raised the sweetest girl. Then you went away to college and you became this whole other person that I don’t recognize. Why are you this way?

Me: I don't have time for this shit right now. *Dial tone*